Trump's hands are too small to use IPhone XS

Washington, DC – An anonymous White House staffer explained that the IPhone XS Max that President Trump recently purchased “is too large for Trump’s tiny hands.” The White House staffer, who said that he was in the Oval Office with Trump when the president unboxed the IPhone XS Max, claims that the president repeatedly tried to pick up the phone but kept dropping it because he couldn’t grip the 6.5 inch screened device with his “tiny hands.” We were told by the source that after Trump tried to pick up the device for a final time he dropped it on the floor and, out of anger, proceeded to repeatedly stomp on the IPhone until the delicate device’s screen shattered.

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